unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

themanicpixienightmaregirl:

Every time a woman finds a bra that fits, an angel gets their wings.

themanicpixienightmaregirl:

Every time a woman finds a bra that fits, an angel gets their wings.

goberzerkandfightwithanut:

paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

I’M GONNA EXPLODE

goberzerkandfightwithanut:

paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

I’M GONNA EXPLODE

vvankinq:

Peeing in a public toilet like

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otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

A message from Anonymous
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
A reply from stripperina

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

Oh snap

BOOOOM

theblogthatshouldnotbenamed:

infinite-introspection:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine
Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality
Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Truefeminist more like truefuckingretard

I’m a girl and what they said is bullshit. Cheating is cheating - no matter your gender. 

theblogthatshouldnotbenamed:

infinite-introspection:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Truefeminist more like truefuckingretard

I’m a girl and what they said is bullshit. Cheating is cheating - no matter your gender. 

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There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

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